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Sunday, August 21, 2011

Grasping For Straws or Naa Noo Naa Noo

This is desperation in the extreme -
"A preemptive strike would be particularly likely in the early phases of our expansion because a civilization may become increasingly difficult to destroy as it continues to expand," the study says.
Sounds serious.

Is this a Wikileaks item that was pilfered from some top-secret military planning document?

Perhaps it's the game plan of some right-wing, gun-toting, bible-squeezin' Tea Party militia intent on cleaning up society.

It could also be them thar pesky terrorists, and be the planning of some Al Qaeda cell intent on bringing down America.

Sorry, it's not as rational as any of those. It's from some NASA scientists. Really.  The issue they think might bring this on?

Global warming.

Huh? OK, so who do these government employees - with clearly WAY too much time on their hands - think might deliver this fatal blow?

Little green men.
"Humanity may just now be entering the period in which its rapid civilizational expansion could be detected by an ETI (extraterrestrial intelligence) because our expansion is changing the composition of the Earth's atmosphere, via greenhouse gas emissions."
Let that sink in: Aliens are going to destroy the earth, because, well, we're destroying the earth.

YO! Clear-headed politicians and public figures that think man-made global warming is a hoax:  Take this gift and run with it.  Despite the incontrovertible evidence that the global warming "scientists" were making up their "facts" from whole cloth, Al Gore and his minions are stoking the fires once again to try and get the sheeple to drink the CO2 Koolade once again.

Stop him.

Club these charlatans over the head with this.  Rub their nose in it.  Use this gift to humiliate them.  Oil your propaganda machine with this greasy little tidbit.

Make the guy standing on the corner with the colander on his head to keep the alien mind control beams out of his melon, seem like a sane, reasonable person....

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Anonymous said...

The Warmies are losing the arguement. As more and more of their fraud is revealed the public is seeing the light. In their desperation the warmies are acting a little crazy. This move was as crazy as I've seen. It is much like the Democrats who fear Obama will lose and are devolving into race baiting. They see a racist in every conservative and every conservative group. Their desperation is humorous except that it is in their mind a good way to rally their people. What does this say about their people???

Andrea said...

So according to NASA, the aliens are going to use the *stop that crying (destroying the earth) or we'll give you something to cry about (destroying the earth)* technique to intergalactic peace?


Well, it IS effective with young children.

Chief Instructor said...

Anon, I thought at first that this was a "The Onion" satire.

Desperation is the right word. Desperate people do crazy - and dangerous - things.

Andrea, that's exactly how we're viewed by the liberals. As children too uneducated to know what's good for us.

When all else fails, pull out the boogie man that's hiding under the bed. Boo!